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Baby It’s cold outside (Consensual version by Lauren Moore)
I really can't stay (okay I’ll give you a ride)
I've got to go away (yeah I’ll see you next time)
This evening has been (I’m grateful that you'd drop in)
So very nice (I’ll take you home, because I’m nice)
My mother will start to worry (Let’s get you home in a hurry)
My father will be pacing the floor (I respect you let’s get out the door)
So really I'd better scurry (I understand let’s hurry)
But maybe just a half a drink more (Don’t feel pressure to drink what I pour)
The neighbors might think (I know men are bad out there)
Say will you finish my drink? (I’ll call you a cab out there)
I wish I knew how (your ready to go home now)
To break this spell (i'll take you home, your hair looks swell)
I ought to say, no, no, no sir (I respect you I won’t move in closer)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (I know you are not an object my pride?)
I really can't stay (okay let’s go now)
But baby, it's cold outside
I simply must go (of course, call me sometime)
The answer is no (Okay, now I know not to pry)
Your welcome has been(I’m lucky that you dropped in)
So nice and warm (I’ll call a cab or take you home)
My sister will be suspicious (I know it’s hard to trust us)
My brother will be there at the door (men are often hard to ignore)
My maiden aunts mind is vicious (gosh this food is delicious)
But maybe just a cigarette more (when you are ready I’ll show you the door)
I've gotta get home(okay, wanna borrow my car?)
Say lend me a coat(here is a big fleece and a hat)
You've really been grand (i’m thankful you’re my friend)
But don't you see? (I’m grateful you will talk to me)
There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Don’t worry I’ll keep my mouth shut )
At least you could give me a ride (of course I’m sober let’s drive)
I really can't stay (get over that old out)
Baby, it's cold
Baby, it's cold outside
Songwriters: Frank Loesser (Frank was rly creepy to write this in my opinion.)
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Opening Bezos Rant
05:17
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Santa Bezos
02:48
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Seattle Xmas Carol I
01:19
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Dreams
04:17
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Shy Christmas
03:11
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Seattle Xmas Carol II
00:43
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Holly Jolly Xmas
02:16
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Seattle Xmas Carol III
01:12
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I'm Lucky
03:03
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Jingle Bell Rock
02:09
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Time Xmas Time
03:54
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Crinkles Rant
10:12
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Crinkles Ending
00:46
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Zombie
05:05
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Wuthering Heights
05:00
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Tougher than the Rest
03:39
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Baby Please Come Home
02:22
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Light Brang
03:34
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The State that I am In
05:17
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The Christmas Song
03:24
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28. |
I Will Survive Xmas
03:19
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Xmas Rose History
03:22
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30. |
Hallelujah
03:36
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Original version by Leonard Cohen
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Oh Holy Night
03:22
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Fernando (Jeff Bezos)
04:20
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Blue Xmas
02:09
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Bernie the 4 yr forseer
02:32
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Goodbye Christmas
06:24
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Xmas Box Fantasy
10:56
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